TEMPORARY SUSENSORY SUSPENSION (Zhong Dian)

JOHN CRAPPER is a genius. He brought a primitive, animal act into the civilised age. He made it something people do whilst reading the newspaper, or (for some) even chatting on the phone.

Sadly, this incredible innovation has not yet made it across the globe. It is the sole failing of the very excellent Harmony Inn. To survive this experience, you must temporarily suspend your sensory experience. In effect, you must leave your brain at the door. Still - it wouldn't be the first place I've been to where you had to do that.